One can be defined by the movies he quotes

  • Napolean Dynamite
  • 40 Year Old Virgin
  • Office Space
  • Young Frankenstein
  • Spaceballs
  • Top Secret
  • Fast Times at Ridgemont High
  • Strange Brew
  • Star Wars: A New Hope
  • Stripes
  • Caddyshack
  • The Big Lebowski

Friday, April 2, 2010

Owning sucks

why was i ever convinced it'd be a good idea to own a house? life would be SO much easier if i was just renting and could call a landlord to come fix all the stuff that needed fixin'. i've just spent an eternity spackling plaster, sanding (the clean-up on this alone is worth never buying a house), painting, fixing the electical outlets that got zapped by carelessness... and next comes the roof...and then the front porch needs all new wood, and the basement is leaking... all this and the media has kindly informed me that "i'm underwater" regarding the value of my home. awesome.

i quit.